A man has landed in deep trouble with
painful erection for two days after he
overdosed on viagra to impress a girl he
met on social media that was coming to
visit him.
A Zimbabwean man desperate to prove his
prowess to a woman he had met on social
media had overdose on Viagra leaving him
with painful erection for two days.
According to reports, the 31-year old
would-be bedroom bully, surnamed Okeyo,
took more than the required Viagra, only to
backfire, leaving him hospitalised with a
massive two-day erection.
The man from Nyamasaria, Kisumu County
was expecting to finish the lady he was
expecting after flirting with the unidentified
Nairobi-based woman for weeks on
Facebook, Okeyo felt it was time to take
things to the next level.
However, things turned ugly after the
Okeyo had borrowed money to send to the
lady for her bus fare.
“I used part of the money to send her bus fare
and restock my kitchen, seeing as she was to
spend the weekend at my place. I just wanted
to ensure she enjoys her stay at my house,”
confessed Okeyo.
Come midday Friday, the day she was to
travel, the woman claimed to have made a
stopover in Nakuru Town, where she was
to have lunch, but was stone broke to
afford a meal.
“Teasing me and promising fireworks between
the sheets, she told me she was in Nakuru
and was feeling angry, but couldn’t afford a
meal. I sent her more cash for lunch and
snacks because I didn’t want to put her in a
foul mood, “ Okeyo revealed.
She then assured Okeyo that she has
started coming. Okeyo was jubilant. He
rushed and ingested the libido-boosting
tablets, on the advice of a friend, with
whom he had shared details of the
anticipated amorous congress.
“Seeing as we had been talking dirty with her
via chats, with her promising me hell of a
marathon, a friend warned me that he
suspected she was one of those women with
humongous libido, and only Viagra was going
to save the day,” revealed Okeyo.
But, after three hours, the lady was no
where to be found. In fact, her cell phone
was switched off.
“She switched off her phone. I tried to call her
but all was in vain, ” agonised Okeyo. With
his loins on fire, a panic-stricken Okeyo
began looking for all sorts of solutions in
vain.
“I drunk copious amounts of water, hoping it
would dilute the effects. I even took a cold
shower, but nothing was working,” said
Okeyo.
Attempts to go to bed early did not do the
trick. Instead, he kept swelling. When he
couldn’t take it anymore, Okeyo screamed
for help. Neighbours came to his rescue,
only to find him writhing in bed in pain.
The next thing, Okeye landed at the hospital
as he was left in deep pain.
“Much as the medics were very ethical, I
noticed some of the nurses suppress giggles
as they exchanged knowing looks,” said
Okeyo, who can’t stop cursing the blue pill.
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A man has landed in deep trouble with
painful erection for two days after he
overdosed on viagra to impress a girl he
met on social media that was coming to
visit him.
A Zimbabwean man desperate to prove his
prowess to a woman he had met on social
media had overdose on Viagra leaving him
with painful erection for two days.
According to reports, the 31-year old
would-be bedroom bully, surnamed Okeyo,
took more than the required Viagra, only to
backfire, leaving him hospitalised with a
massive two-day erection.
The man from Nyamasaria, Kisumu County
was expecting to finish the lady he was
expecting after flirting with the unidentified
Nairobi-based woman for weeks on
Facebook, Okeyo felt it was time to take
things to the next level.
However, things turned ugly after the
Okeyo had borrowed money to send to the
lady for her bus fare.
“I used part of the money to send her bus fare
and restock my kitchen, seeing as she was to
spend the weekend at my place. I just wanted
to ensure she enjoys her stay at my house,”
confessed Okeyo.
Come midday Friday, the day she was to
travel, the woman claimed to have made a
stopover in Nakuru Town, where she was
to have lunch, but was stone broke to
afford a meal.
“Teasing me and promising fireworks between
the sheets, she told me she was in Nakuru
and was feeling angry, but couldn’t afford a
meal. I sent her more cash for lunch and
snacks because I didn’t want to put her in a
foul mood, “ Okeyo revealed.
She then assured Okeyo that she has
started coming. Okeyo was jubilant. He
rushed and ingested the libido-boosting
tablets, on the advice of a friend, with
whom he had shared details of the
anticipated amorous congress.
“Seeing as we had been talking dirty with her
via chats, with her promising me hell of a
marathon, a friend warned me that he
suspected she was one of those women with
humongous libido, and only Viagra was going
to save the day,” revealed Okeyo.
But, after three hours, the lady was no
where to be found. In fact, her cell phone
was switched off.
“She switched off her phone. I tried to call her
but all was in vain, ” agonised Okeyo. With
his loins on fire, a panic-stricken Okeyo
began looking for all sorts of solutions in
vain.
“I drunk copious amounts of water, hoping it
would dilute the effects. I even took a cold
shower, but nothing was working,” said
Okeyo.
Attempts to go to bed early did not do the
trick. Instead, he kept swelling. When he
couldn’t take it anymore, Okeyo screamed
for help. Neighbours came to his rescue,
only to find him writhing in bed in pain.
The next thing, Okeye landed at the hospital
as he was left in deep pain.
“Much as the medics were very ethical, I
noticed some of the nurses suppress giggles
as they exchanged knowing looks,” said
Okeyo, who can’t stop cursing the blue pill.
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